Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Since the AP's Pun Wasn't Bad Enough...

According to the AP:

Burress was shot when he fumbled with the glass in his hand and the .40-caliber Glock that he was carrying in his pants slipped down his leg. The man who caught the go-ahead touchdown pass in the Super Bowl then reached for it and accidentally pulled the trigger and shot himself.

Burress extended his mastery in escaping NFL safeties to an insistence on escaping all safeties. Who sticks a pistol (not to mention a .40-caliber!) in their pants WITHOUT putting the safety on?

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