Saturday, November 22, 2008

Day-Lewis preparing for another 'stache-heavy role


Academy Award-winning actor Daniel Day-Lewis, who donned a mustache in Gangs of New York (2002) and There Will Be Blood (2007), is preparing for his third consecutive role as a heavily-mustached villain. Though we were unable to obtain a script for the new film, whose working title is There Will Be Moustaches, the screenwriter confirmed that Day-Lewis' character would win over audiences with his irresistible charisma and breathtaking 'stache despite being ruthlessly evil, leaving the audience internally conflicted when his character ultimately meets his demise.

A quick poll of several members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences confirmed that the Academy is considering giving Day-Lewis the first ever pre-emptive Oscar for Best Actor. The move would free up valuable air time for advertisements and would allow viewers to see Michael Moore's inevitable anti-capitalist rant in its entirety.

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