Ten things for which I am unthankful

1) Twilight and anyone who went to see it on opening night

2) Autotone
Seriously, Kanye? You're better than this.

3) Nikon commercials
Attention ad executives: No one thinks Asthon Kutcher is the essence of cool.

4) Hank Paulson

5) Mowgli Wentz
The only thing worse than Fall Out Boy? Members of Fall Out Boy having children... with Ashlee Simpson.

6) The Harper Valley PTA wing of the GOP

7) The new "At the Movies".
Ben Lyons plays a man-child easily distracted by whichever movie has the brightest lights and shiniest objects. Ben Mankiewicz delivers a more subtle performance as the former's babysitter, but in the end the audience is left wondering, "Why am I watching this?"

8) Jeff Francoeur

9) Commercials suggesting you buy your loved ones Illinois State Lotto tickets for Christmas
Here, enjoy this present that quite probably has no value

10) The Jonas Brothers
Proof that little kids will like whatever people on TV tell them to like