I opened this Michael Silver column on the Giants offensive linemen pranking Eli's wife, expecting a HILARIOUS account of the big uglies up front getting some laughs at that douchebag's expense. Turns out, this is the extent of it:
“It was family day at the facility, where guys have their wives and kids come out to visit, and we got ahold of Eli’s phone and sent a couple of texts,” Giants guard Rich Seubert explained. “We said, ‘Please come. It would really mean a lot to me.’ So she showed up, which was a total surprise to Eli. She had some stuff to do and didn’t really want to be there, so needless to say she wasn’t thrilled.”
Ok let me get this straight. You texted his wife telling her to be there, and she didn't really have to be there?
HAHAHA...LOL...OMG! You guys are totes funny!
FALSE...Try a real practical joke on Eli's wife...like telling her that she has to sleep with ELI MANNING for the rest of her life. Now THAT'S funny.
FALSE...Try a real practical joke on Eli's wife...like telling her that she has to sleep with ELI MANNING for the rest of her life. Now THAT'S funny.
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