Obama set to name White House maid

According to sources close to the Obama transition team, the President-elect is planning to name the first-ever white person as the head of the presidential housekeeping staff. The position has traditionally been held by black slaves and, more recently, Hispanics.

"We're going to do the dusting a little differently from the way the Bush administration approached it," said the source, paraphrasing Obama. "The Bush housekeeping staff would constantly get backed into corners while mopping. They had no exit strategy."